6/18 Hi Everyone! It’s pretty much PRIDE season in most cities…. which drives me crazy! It’s just that the local gym becomes so crowded with Gay men toning up weeks before Pride, it’s almost as crowded as City Clinic is just weeks after Gay Pride!
And, please… stop calling Gay Pride, “The Gay Holidays!” To me, the holidays have a sense of tradition… like where my family and I gather around the TV and watch our favorite holiday movies. And, the last time I checked, at Pride season, CBS wasn’t airing “You’re a Good Bottom, Charlie Brown!”
Happy Pride. Be Safe.
*2/10 It’s been a great start to the New Year! I did an amazing benefit for the Variety Children Organization. It was a great line up and even better… Joe Montana was there and told me I was very funny! I also did about 3 minutes on the Super Bowl- so I’m glad he thought that! And, yes…. this gay knows who Joe Montana is without anyone having to explain it to me.
In other news, my boyfriend and I are still together and he is still Asian. The other day he told me to moisturize, because White people age badly. I told him, “Sure, White people don’t age well, but you Asian people have to watch out too!” And, it’s true… because when your Asian you look young for 60 years and then one day…. BAM! YOU JUST LOOK DEAD!
I told him, “Honey, you better watch out, because one night you’re going to go to bed Michelle Kwan- and wake up Mr. Miyagi!” -Ronn*
*1/5 Happy New Year! I spent my New Year’s Eve on an airplane. It was JetBlue so I got to watch both the East and West Coast feeds of the ball dropping because apparently it’s 4 1/2 hours to fly East but 12 hours to fly back West. JetBlue’s not so bad, they have the free tv with movies and 36 channels, but no porn. I mean why not, the tray tables are already sticky to begin with. Every time I fly, it reminds me of my days as a flight attendant… you know I had to do that job, just to keep stereotypes alive! Get it? I’m Gay!
Oh and I got a video camera for Christmas… so as soon as my boyfriend and I figure out how to upload my latest videos on my “Obsolete” MacBook (That’s how the know it all at the Genius Bar referred to my poor laptop) you will get to see more and more and more of me. But, as of now… this is worse than building IKEA furniture.
Have a wonderful New Year ahead and keep supporting live comedy!