*5/16 Hi Everyone, I got my State Tax Refund back today! 20 dollars!! I already spent it. I treated myself to lunch; I bought a half sandwich at Whole Foods.
Lots of great dates coming up: FRUIT PUNCH, Our Gay Comedy Show at Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club is back for our 3rd show, June 6th. Go to RoosterTFeathers.com for more info and to get your tickets before they disappear!
Thai Rivera has invited me to work with him on 6/20 for his Stand Up Proud show at The Punchline and catch me working hard at Reno Pride, Modesto Pride and more this Pride season!
And, my mom is coming to visit me next week. Her first time visiting me in SF! I know, just one glass of Pinot and she will be dancing on a bar top with a dragqueen. Getting my camera ready now!
*3/7 Wow, it’s March already! What a fun year it’s been so far. Our last “Fruit Punch” show at Rooster T. Feather’s Comedy Club was off the hook and thanks to all the funny comics I worked with! Got some great club dates coming up including “SF Punchline” from March 21-25 and up in Sacramento we are doing a big fun gay show at The Sacramento Comedy Spot on April 17. Both places are so much fun!
Also adding to the excitement, I threw my own Super Bowl Party this year. Partly because I am a Football fan but mostly because last year I was invited to a VEGAN SUPER BOWL Party. Yes, you heard me right. Bring a book! I was Vegetarian for many years but Vegan for only 2 days. I can’t be Vegan… as it turns out I like Lattes. Cheese. And, Having Fun!!
I will tell you this, most of my friends are straight girls or gay guys…. so I was the only one who knew what was going on with the game. It’s like we didn’t need closed captioning for the TV- we needed Queer Captioning. Something that would spell out the commentator’s commentary in more simple easy for gays to relate to terms.
For example:
Commentator: Hicks got the ball, ran it really far down the field, resulting in a First Down.
My gay friend: What does that all mean?
Queer Captioning: “The Tight End took it really deep!”
Or…
Commentator: The New England Patriots we’re given a 15 yard penalty resulting in 4th & Long, due to unsportsman like conduct.
My gay friend: HUH?
Queer Captioning: The dudes in pretty colors are being little bitches.
Happy Spring!
Love, Ronn
